Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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