Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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