why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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