He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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