Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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