This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
third nipple confirmed
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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