Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
where am i from again
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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