You're so nebulous sometimes
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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