my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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