Sry I called you an 8
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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