i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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