She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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