We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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