I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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