how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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