Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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