is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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