I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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