I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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