I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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