So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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