I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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