This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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