do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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