The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
A bitchslap is in order.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize