My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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