you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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