whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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