Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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