You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i drank out of a bidet.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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