So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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