People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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