i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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