ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
how does that bad decision feel?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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