You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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