some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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