Rock
Scissors
Fuck
it hurts more in the daytime
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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