He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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