im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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