Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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