She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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