Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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