I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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