he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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