So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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