A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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