I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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