week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just gift wrapped bread.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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