she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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