You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I know her cup size but not her name....
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